Double bill.
Cleo acts like a princess.
Triple bill of antics.
With rock chicks Lovebites. Girls Aloud are the focus of Celebrity Roomcam and Pop Art's subjects are Kelli and Tony of Liberty X. Plus Arthur. Dennis the Menace, Krypto the Superdog and Metalheads.
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Comedy starring Norman Wisdom.
A seaside resort is ill-prepared for the chaos when Norman takes up his post on the local newspaper.
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With Jill Douglas and Hazel Irvine.
12.35 Canoeing Highlights from Australia's Penrith Whitewater
Stadium of the World Canoe Slalom championships. Heading the British challenge is Campbell Walsh.
1.20 International Football
Round-up Yesterday's World Cup qualifiers, including England's crucial match against Austria.
1.30 Rugby League The Super League final eliminator - a chance for the loser of last weekend's elimination semi-final between Leeds and St Helens to reach next Saturday's showdown.
2.15 Rugby Union
Llanelll Scarlets v Newcastle
Live coverage from Stradey Park of the second round of Pool C matches in the Powergen Cup
(kick-off 2.30). It is the Scarlets' first home game in this inaugural staging of the tournament. Nick Mullins and Jonathan Davies are in the commentary positions. VIDEO Plus+ code for 2.15-4.15pm
(non-PDC)
4.15 Snooker Day two of the Grand Prix in Preston. Matthew Stevens's 5-1 defeat to England's Andy Hicks was the shock of last year's opening round, but the Welshman hit back to win August's Northern Ireland Trophy.
INTERACTIVE: digital viewers can access uninterrupted live coverage, action from other tables, plus news and statistics Presentation (rugby) Mathew Griffiths
Editor (rugby) Carl Hicks
When Frank gets a job as a salesman, he also finds himself with a car - although not for very long.
Live performances from the Happy Mondays, Ms Dynamite, Nickelback, Son of Dork and Starsailor.
Stephen Maguire opens his campaign at the Grand Prix with a best-of-nine-frame match in Preston. The young Scot made a major impact last year when he won the UK title, recording victories over
Ronnie O'Sullivan , Steve Davis , Stephen Lee and Mark King before demolishing David Gray 10-1 in the final. INTERACTIVE: digital viewers can view uninterrupted live coverage, action from other tables, as well as a news and statistics service
Is a Mitsubishi Evo VIII faster than a Lamborghini? Jeremy Clarkson aims to settle the argument. Meanwhile, James May revisits a classic Italian supercar of the 1970s - the Maserati Bora - and Richard Hammond road-tests the Pagani Zonda. Producer Gary Broadhurst ; Executive producer Andy Wilman
www.bbc.co.uk/topgear Stars in Fast Cars: 9pm on BBC3
3/8. Create a machine capable of cooking and serving a hot dinner - that's the task facing two ingenious families from Wales. As usual, every component they use must be extracted from appliances in their homes. The Bruce family decide to cook sausages in the exhaust pipe of a customised mower engine and fire them out when they're done, while the Reddys aim for automatic fish and chips, delivered by conveyor belt. Will host Louise Brady dare to sample the results?
Series producer Mike McDowall ; Exec producer Hamish Barbour
Shangri-La. The idea of a magical valley hidden in the Himalayas was popularised in Frank Capra 's
1937 movie Lost Horizon. But the story of a secret earthly paradise has its roots in ancient Buddhist legend. Presenter Michael Wood embarks on a trek through India, Nepal and Tibet in search of the lost city that he believes inspired the myth.
Director Sean Smith ; Producer Rebecca Dobbs
Atomic Kitten Natasha Hamilton , funkster Har Mar Superstar, Raul Malo of the Mavericks and Feeder's Mark Richardson join regular team captains Bill Bailey , Phill Jupitus and presenter Mark Lamarr.
Director Paul Wheeler , Producers Richard Wilson and Warren Prentice Phill Jupitus on Misty in Roots: page 42
Burning Love. Michael is reunited with his long-lost love but faces inevitable interference from parents. Next episode is Thursday at 11.30pm on BBC4.
Shown last Thursday on BBC4
Action from Preston includes UK champ
Stephen Maguire in his first-round encounter.
Highlights of today's first-round action. Introduced by Hazel Irvine.
www.bbc.co.uk/ieamingzone
WorfcSkills Get Reading, Get Writing Repeats not indicated.
2.00 Why? The benefits of reading and writing.
3.00 Reading Skills Improving literacy. 72519 4.00 Ask the Authors With Jacqueline Wilson and Michael Morpurgo. 98045 5.00 Getting Published