The Lampies
Spark and Livewire are taken on an alien ship.

7.10 The Wild Thornberrys
Eliza causes problems.

7.35 The Really Wild Show
The first of a new series of the wildlife show. Shown last Friday BBC1

8.00 Yvon of the Yukon
The explorer wins a prize of $1m.

8.25 Dennis the Menace
Animated mischief-making.

8.45 Stitch Up
Today's unwitting victim is a part-time worker at a hairdressing salon.

9.10 UBOS
Gus and Verne break off relations with Cassy.

9.35 Xchange
More music and celebrity gossip, with Angellica Bell, Joe Challands, Tony Craig, Abbie Eastwood, Lynsey France, Anna Kumble, Jez Edwards.

Ends 11.15.

Brum
Thieves steal all the medals and cups from a swimming gala.
Repeated at 1pm

10.10 Clifford the Big Red Dog
Emily discovers local delights.

10 25 Tweenies
Max's vegetables prove very useful.

10.45 Teletubbies
Little Bo Peep visits Teletubbyland.
Website: [website removed]

Ends 12.30pm.

Asterix the Gaul
Animated adventure, the first of five Asterix films this week. The little hero from Gaul stands up to the mighty Romans. French dialogue dubbed into English. Review page 52. (1967, U) ***
"Asterix and Cleopatra" - tomorrow 11.20am

The results of speculative Georgian building.

Financial updates.

Ends 1.15.

Brum
Shown at 10am

1.10 Angelmouse
It's the last day of angel school.

Following two ospreys on the coast of Canada as they try to raise a family.

Romantic comedy starring Cary Grant and Doris Day.
Wealthy Philip Shayne meets unemployed Cathy Timberlake when his car splashes her with mud. But his suave manner wins her over and he takes her on a tour. Review page 52.
Director Delbert Mann (1962. U)

(Digital: BBC London News)
Weather

First of the week's topical studio debates, with Esther Rantzen. Editor Dominique Vulliamy

Culinary-challenge series with Ainsley Harriott. CEEFAX: recipes on page

Anne Robinson presents the elimination quiz.

Lisa the Vegetarian. In an episode featuring Paul and Linda McCartney as themselves, Lisa challenges Homer's raison d'etre when she gives up eating meat.

I Am Completely in Love with You. Lois's former lover comes to Metropolis in search of a mystical mask.

For this week only, a Monday night outing for the pop show. With performances from Soft Cell, Special AKA, Sheryl Crow , plus Mark Knopflerwith
Jools Holland. Producer Mark Hagen More tomorrow at 7.05pm

Rosie Boycott talks to Ian Mucklejohn about the ethics of artificial childbirth. Mucklejohn's desire for children was so acute that he became the first single man in Britain to use new fertility techniques to become father to triplets.
Director Belinda Cherrington ; Series producer Christine Morgan

In an Oxbridge clash, the veterans of New College, Oxford, who won in 1964, take on the 1995 winners from Trinity College, Cambridge. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. Director Vernon Antcliff ; Producer Peter Gwyn

The boys fight to win over Lois after their insensitivity on her birthday causes her to run away.
(Repeated next Saturday)

Ends 10.30.
Shooting Stars The Royle Family's Craig Cash , the tallest British man Chris Greener and TV presenter Lisa Rogers join Johnny Vegas , Ulrika Jonsson and Will Self on Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer 's game show. With Matt Lucas. Director Richard Valentine ; Producer Lisa Clark
9.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Angry
Wangry Janet wants to improve her mind: Gaz wants to feel attractive.
Written by Susan Nickson ; Director Gareth Carrivick
Producer Stephen McCrum
10.00 Room 101 Spaced and Royle Family actress
Jessica Stevenson wants to jettison Weakest Link host
Anne Robinson and cross-country running. With Paul Merton.
Producer Victoria Payne ; Series producer Richard Wilson

News and analysis, with Jeremy Vine.

In the third of a ten-part clubland drama,
Sandra collapses dramatically on the dance floor.
Written by Martin McCardie ; Producers Scott Meek and Maryann Wilson
Director Caroline Paterson

Fashion designers' professional tips.
Director Stuart Everett ; Producer Niall Fraser

When well-to-do family won't allow a sergeant to attend his son's wedding, Bilko intervenes.
(BW)

Repeats are not indicated.
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