Ends 9.00.

UBOS
Zarlak makes plans to steal everyone's laughter.

7.20 Blue Peter
Simon joins a fire-fighting team in San Diego.
(Shown last Friday BBC1)

7.45 X-periMENTAL
Today's experiments for the grand final include a baked-bean bomb.

8.00 Taz-Mania
Cartoon fun with the Tazmanian devil.

8.20 The Wayne Manifesto
Wayne's search for the real identity of the alien causes trouble.

8.45 Pocket Dragon Adventures
The reservoir stops flowing but why?

Ends 10.50.

Clifford the Big Red Dog
Charley is unable to attend a big match, but his friends have a plan.

9.15 Bob the Builder
Spud and Scoop play tricks.

Followed by CBeebies Birthdays

9 30 Binka
Spit eats Binka's lunch.

9 40 Fimbles
Home finds a round mat.

10.00 Tweenies
Max and the Tweenies put on a show for Judy.
BBC VIDEO: Tweenies: Let's Play, £9.99

10.25 Teletubbies
Po's blanket is stretched.
BBC Teletubbies magazine: £1.40, on sale now

Comedy starring
Norman Wisdom. Embarrassed by the - presence of his grandson selling newspapers Prime Minister Sir Wilfred Shields gladly accepts the offer of a job for Norman. Review page 48. Director Robert Asher (1966. U)
Norman Wisdom also features in One Good Turn on Thursday at 1.45pm

With Adam Shaw.

From artists.

What Price Bobby? Will a passenger help further Bobby's ambitions? Followed by Hall of Fame Brief portrait of Charlie Chaplin.

Comedy drama starring
Ryan O'Neal and Tatum O'Neal. While paying his respects at the funeral of an old girlfriend, conman Moses
Pray is persuaded to escort her young daughter to relatives in Missouri. Review page 48. Director Peter Bogdanovich (1973) Postponed from 18 March
(BW)

(Digital: BBC London
News); Weather

Nick Page returns to Scotland to find out how life has changed for a Surrey family keen to get away from it all. Another episode of Escape to the Country is at 8.30pm tonight

Cookery test.

Special kids' edition of the quiz, stateside.

You Only Move Twice. When Homer is offered a new job the Simpsons move to idyllic Cypress Creek.

Stress Related. Will tries to come to Hilary's rescue prior to a key business meeting. Another episode is on Thursday at 6.25pm

Battleground Earth. Clark finds himself on trial for betraying the people of New Krypton.

Pukka Deluxe. Recently divorced shopaholic Lynn Spalding wants to swap her Citroen Zanta for something fun, sporty and preferably convertible all for about L9000.
Dominic Littlewood and Jason Barlow give their advice, but will she go for the best bargain orthe image?
Director Michelle Davis ; Series producer Karen Mackinder

Beginning a new 18-part series which sees teams from some of the UK's foremost professions and institutions competing. Tonight, four Cabinet Office civil servants take on four
Trade Union leaders. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. Director Tracey Rooney ; Producer Peter Gwyn

Basildon, Essex to the Peak District, Derbyshire. With a budget of L600,000 Nick Page goes in search of a real mansion in the Derbyshire countryside for Jackie Burns , Terry Twyne and their extended family. Home Farm has a courtyard, swimming pool and gym and leaves them with cash to spare. The series continues tomorrow at 3.30pm. Series producer Lisa Hazlehurst ; Executive producer Kate Roberts
(Revised repeat)

Ends 10.30.
Never Mind the Buzzcocks Fay Tozer from Steps joins the Cult's Ian Astbury , presenter Paul Ross and MC Harvey from So Solid Crew on the comic pop quiz. Refereed by Mark Lamarr , with team captains Phill Jupitus and Sean Hughes. Director John L Spencer ; Producers Simon Bullivant and Warren Prentice
9.30 DoubleTake Prince William's secret tryst and Alex Ferguson in a training session with Brazilian footballer Ronaldo. The satirical series that puts lookalikes of the famous in amusing and often shocking situations continues. Contains strong language.
Director Alison Jackson ; Producer Catherine Bailey
10.00 Shooting Stars David Dickinson , Debbie McGee and Bradley Walsh guest on Vic and Bob's quirky quiz. With Ulrika Jonsson , Will Self and Johnny Vegas.
Director Richard Valentine ; Producer Lisa Clark Rptd next Sunday BBC VIDEOS: Shooting Stars Unpicked and Plucked, £9.99 and Shooting Stars Unviewed and More. £12.99 from www.bbcshop.com

Analysis of the news, with Kirsty Wark.

An investigation into Saddam Hussein 's past in the bid to find clues to his future actions. The BBC's World Affairs editor John Simpson speaks to people who have witnessed his ruthless rise to power in Iraq.
Producer Martin Small

Charting the life of Condoleezza Rice ,
America's first National Security Advisor. m

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