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Ends 9.00.

Polka Dot Shorts
Fun in the polka dot land of Roo.
(R)

7.10 Smurfs' Adventures
Cartoon fun with the little blue folk.
(R)

7.35 Rugrats
Animated ankle-biting antics.
(R) (S)

8.00 Blue Peter
Simon Thomas learns how to be a football commentator, and studio guests are BB Mak.
(Shown last Friday on BBC1)
(S) (W)

8.25 Albert the Fifth Musketeer
Animated adventures set in 17th-century France.
(R) (S)

8.50 Yoho Ahoy!
Animated double bill. Poop and Swab can't sleep because Cat keeps stealing their blankets.
(Repeated at 1pm)
(R) (S)
BBC CD-ROM: available for PC price £19.99, from retailers

Contributors

Presenter (Blue Peter):
Simon Thomas
Singers (Blue Peter):
BB Mak

(Repeats are not indicated)

9.00 Storytime: So Much/Shelly's Birthday (ages 4-5)
(S)

9.15 Words and Pictures Plus: Consonant Clusters: The Three Billy Goats Gruff (ages 5-7)
(S)

9.30 Magic Key: Floppy and the Puppies (ages 5-6)
(S)

9.45 Dynamo: Literacy - Letters M and N (early years)
(S)

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Teletubbies
The Tubbies watch a girl paint a picture of her father.
(R) (S)
Website: [web address removed]

10.30 Tweenies
The Tweenies give Max a pair of tiger slippers.
(R) (S) (W)
Website: [web address removed]

10.50 Come Outside: Sewage (ages 4-5)
(S)

11.05 Numbertime: Number Six (ages 4-6)
(S)

11.20 Revisewise: National Tests
(S)

11.30 Megamaths: Measure: Sports Day (ages 7-9)
(S)

11.50 Music Makers: Beat and Rhythm (ages 9-11)
(S)

12.10 Landmarks: Time Lines: Recording the Times (ages 9-11)
(S)

Historical epic. An impetuous young nobleman embarks on a diplomatic career, only to become entangled with a beautiful courtesan. Forsaking diplomacy, he turns to warfare, which is better suited to his dashing temperament.
(1968) (S)
Films: pp 60-63 **

3.20 News; Regional News (Digital: UK Today); Weather
(S) (W)

Contributors

Director:
Vincent Sherman
Miguel de Cervantes:
Horst Buchholz
Giulia:
Gina Lollobrigida
Hassan Bey:
Jose Ferrer
Cardinal Acquaviva:
Louis Jourdan
Rodrigo de Cervantes:
Francisco Rabal

Another chance to see last year's series in which chef Jamie Oliver offers his modern outlook on culinary issues.

Jamie has been roped in to a night out with Jules and her pals - and conjuring up a post-club fry-up.
(R) (S) (W)
BBC Books: The Naked Chef, price £18.99, and The Return of the Naked Chef, £20, available from bookshops

Contributors

Presenter/Chef:
Jamie Oliver
Director:
Paul Ratcliffe
Producer:
Patricia Llewellyn

Continuing the new comedy strand.
Ends 10.30.

Never Mind the Buzzcocks
The irreverent pop quiz returns for a new ten-part series with regulars Mark Lamarr, Phill Jupitus and Sean Hughes joined tonight by Placebo lead singer Brian Molko, Pete Deveraux of Artful Dodger and Live and Kicking's Sarah Cawood.
(Repeated next Sunday)
(S) (W)

9.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: Fags, Shags and Kebabs
First in a new six-part comedy set in the northern town of Runcorn focusing on the lives and loves of five late-teens.
Janet wants to help Donna prove to her mum that she can find a man, but discovers that her matchmaking affects her own relationship.
(Repeated tomorrow at 9pm on BBC Choice)
(S) (W)
Deja view with Mark Lewisohn: p15; Ralf Little's kind of day: p 138

10.00 Room 101
Paul Merton invites comic duo Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins to consign their pet hates, including student theatre and PE teachers, to the fiery furnace of oblivion.
(Repeated next Sun)
(S) (W)

Contributors

Presenter (Never Mind the Buzzcocks):
Mark Lamarr
Team captain (Never Mind the Buzzcocks):
Phill Jupitus
Team captain (Never Mind the Buzzcocks):
Sean Hughes
Panellist (Never Mind the Buzzcocks):
Brian Molko
Panellist (Never Mind the Buzzcocks):
Pete Deveraux
Panellist (Never Mind the Buzzcocks):
Sarah Cawood
Director (Never Mind the Buzzcocks):
John L Spencer
Producer (Never Mind the Buzzcocks):
Simon Bullivant
Producer (Never Mind the Buzzcocks):
Warren Prentice
Writer (Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps):
Susan Nickson
Director (Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps):
Gareth Carrivick
Producer (Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps):
Stephen McCrum
Flo:
Beverley Callard
Donna:
Natalie Casey
Louise:
Kathryn Drysdale
Jonny:
Ralf Little
Gaz:
Will Mellor
Janet:
Sheridan Smith
Barman:
Tony Bluto
Haman:
Roger Ennals
Presenter (Room 101):
Paul Merton
Guest (Room 101):
Mel Giedroyc
Guest (Room 101):
Sue Perkins
Producer (Room 101):
Richard Wilson
Producer (Room 101):
Victoria Payne

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Series 1

Episode 1: Fags, Shags and Kebabs

Duration: 28 minutes

on BBC Two England

Available for 3 days

Donna needs a man so her mum won't think she's repellent to the opposite sex. Janet wants to help. Show more

A new five-part nightly series, in which journalist Sean Langan strays off the beaten track on a tour of the Middle East.

Langan begins in Afghanistan, where the drawing, filming or photographing of any living thing is illegal, and visits the Kabul football stadium, where the entertainment could just as easily be a public execution as a soccer match.
(S)
Meet the man who confronts the misery-makers: page 26

Contributors

Presenter:
Sean Langan
Series Producer:
Rachel Foster
Executive Producer:
Bob Long

(Repeats are not indicated)

Open University
12.30 Building the Perfect Beast: Frankenstein
(S)
1.30 Looking for Hinduism in Calcutta
(S)

Secondary Schools
2.00 Belief File: Issues

Languages
4.00 Deutsch Plus: Parts 5-8

Working In the Arts
5.00 Film

Open University
6.00 Humanity and the Scaffold
(S)
6.30 Copernicus and his World
(S)

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