Mr Impossible and Mr Small

Noel Edmonds invites you to join a nationwide swap of news and views with the Stars, the Experts and the Collector of the Week. Phone in on [number removed]Lines open at 9.30 am
9.35* HONG KONG PHOOEY
SWAPORAMA with Keith Chegwin
SEE THE GREAT SWANDINI and be baffled by his magic.
SUCCESSFUL SWAPPER
Stephen Downes goes beachcombing with David Bellamy.
Join John Craven for NEWS SWAP
SWAP OF THE POPS
MOODY BLUES star John Lodge with a world television premiere of his new album. Hear ' Natural Avenue ' and ring JOHN.
Also in the Swap Shop studio-superstar drummer Kenney Jones with his Superswap.
11.0* VALLEY OF THE DINOSAURS
MEET THE MAN BEHIND PADDINGTON
Chat to Michael Bond who writes the Paddington stories and find out how Britain's favourite bear got from Darkest Peru to the bookcase.
GOT ANY SPARE ELEPHANTS?
Sarah Robertson wants to swap to build up her collection. She's already got nearly 200, but it seems she's got room for a few more. Perhaps you can help.
Join NOEL'S TOP TEN SWAP
If you're joining in, postcards only please. This is the address: Multi-coloured Swap Shop, BBCtv Centre, London W12 8QT
Director CRISPIN EVANS
Producer ROSEMARY GILL

Introduced by Frank Bough
12.20*
Cup Focus
BOB WILSON introduces action, personalities and the latest news of today's FA Cup Fourth Round ties, and the Third Round of the Scottish Cup.
12.45; 1.45; 2.25*
Indoor Hockey from the Sobell Centre, Islington England v Scotland v Belgium
The Benson and Hedges Trophy
The home team faces two of Europe's strongest teams in this fast-growing sport-Scotland, who will be keen to retain their 100 per cent record against England, and Belgium, the European silver medallists.
Commentator NEIL DURDEN-SMITH
1.5*
Gymnastics from the Royal Albert Hall The Champions' Cup
This year's entry of the leading six British men and women is a demonstration that the patient wait for young gymnasts to come to the fore since the Munich Olympics has paid Off. AVRIL LENNOX , so long the champion, faces a strong challenge from Olympic team-mates BARBARA SLATER and SUSAN
CHEESEBROUGH.
Organised by the BAGA in association with the Daily Mirror
Commentators RON PICKERING and ALAN WEEKS
2.5; 2.50*
Badminton from Crystal Palace
The ' Hearts of Oak ' Tournament
GILLIAN GILKS tries for the third year running to win the three finals for which she has qualified. In 1976 she was denied the treble by MARGARET LOCKWOOD , whom she faces again in this year's final. Commentator PETER WEST
3.10; 4.15*
Athletics from Cosford
The Philips National Indoor Championships
This major indoor track and field meeting for men and women features what promises to be an exciting 3,000 metres in which DAVE BLACK, TONY SIMMONS and RAY SMEDLEY have entered. Shot-putter GEOFF CAPES is also in action. Commentators RON PICKERING and STUART STOREY
3.30*
Rugby League
England v Wales from Headingley The second half of this afternoon's international match.
Commentator EDDIE WARING
4.40* Final Score
Today's timetable:
12.20 Cup Focus; 12.45 Hockey
1.5 Gymnastics; 1.45 Hockey
2.5 Badminton; 2.25 Hockey
2.50 Badminton; 3.10 Athletics
3.30 Rugby League; 4.15 Athletics
4.40 Final Score
.Timings may be changed by events tv presentation:
Football FOCUS TERRY LONG
Hockey FRED viner. Gymnastics PAUL LANG Badminton JOHNNIE WATHERSTON Athletics RICHARD TILLING
Rugby League NICK HUNTER
Grandstand producer BRIAN VENNER Grandstand editor ALAN BART

A cartoon film series

Weatherman

Whatever your wildest dream is, Jimmy Savile , OBE, will try to make it come true.
Sound RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN Lighting ROBBIE ROBINSON Director IAN RAWNSLEY Producer ROGER ORDISH

starring Leslie Phillips
James Robertson Justice
Shirley Anne Field , John Fraser Joan Sims , Arthur Haynes and Elisabeth Ercy
Dr Gaston Grimsdyke 's operations miscarry when he induces Matron to set her cap at the irascible consultant, Sir Lancelot Spratt.
Director RALPH THOMAS. Films: page 9

starring
Ronnie Corbett from the stage of the Television Theatre.
Written by EDDIE BRABEN Star guests
Jimmy Tarbuck and Leo Sayer with ALLAN STEWART ; MIQUEL BROWN
THE PATTON BROTHERS
NEW EDITION
Choreography GEOFFREY RICHER
Vocal direction MAGGIE STREDDER
RONNIE HAZLEHURST AND HIS ORCHESTRA Script associate DAVID RENWICK
Designer DAVID MYERSCOUGH-JONES Producer MICHAEL HURLL

Set Up
Part 1 of a special two-part episode featuring two young cops who walk a tightrope in the world of crime, starring
Part 2 next week

with Richard Baker ; Weather

Conversation and entertainment with Michael Parkinson and his guests of the week.
Director COLIN STRONG
Producer RICHARD DREWETT