Graham Parker looks at the weekend weather.

The leader of a gang of bank robbers finds that two can play the same trick.

All for fun! Fun for all!
with Skayn and the Moon People: 6: We have no reason to trust you...
with the voices of Sheelagh McGrath, Gordon Clyde, Anthony Jackson and pictures by Leslie Caswell
Paul Fox and Anne - The act that's full of 'bounce'!
plus some jokes and songs

Introduced by Frank Bough featuring Rugby Union, Ireland v South Africa-coverage of the whole match, the third International of the Springboks tour. Also in Grandstand: The Geoffrey Gilbey Memorial Handicap Steeplechase and two more races from the day's top meeting at Newbury; and Rallycross.

12.55* Football Preview
Introduced by Sam Leitch

1.10, 1.40, 2.40, 4.30* Rallycross from Lydden Circuit, Kent
Round 5 of the 1969-70 Rallycross Championship in which leading drivers compete for the W.D. and H.O. Wills Trophy (organised by the Thames Estuary Automobile Club).

1.20, 1.50, 2.20* Racing from Newbury
1.30 Newtown Novices' Hurdle Race (Div 1) (2 miles)
2.0 Wantage Novices' Steeplechase (2 miles and 160 yards)
2.30 Geoffrey Gilbey Memorial Handicap Steeplechase (3 miles)

2.55* Rugby Union: Ireland v South Africa
This afternoon's International at Lansdowne Road, Dublin
TV presentation by the Irish Television Service
(Full coverage of the match also on Radio 3 and 4)

4.50* Results Service
Times are subject to alteration. Latest news, football scores, and racing results are given throughout the afternoon, and the Teleprinter service is at 4.40*

in which this lovely film star makes her television debut in a new comedy series
At home with the family she delights, mystifies, and maddens...

That's Debbie... the Caddie Laddie!

with Una Stubbs, Hank B. Marvin featuring Daliah Lavi

Lovely Daliah Lavi joins Cliff, Una, and Hank to play Mata Hari in the spy film to end all spy films. She will also be singing her new song - called very simply 'Love Song.'
Born in Israel 29 years ago, Daliah Lavi is something of an expert in spy films having appeared in several, including Casino Royale, Spy with a Cold Nose, and The Silencers.
Norrie Paramor and his Orchestra

Tonight's presentation in this season of feature films with action, spectacle, and excitement stars Robert Stack, Dorothy Malone, George Sanders, and Edmond O'Brien

A fire in the boiler room of a veteran American liner quickly spreads. The order comes to abandon ship, but in the chaos one man struggles to free his wife trapped in the wreckage.
A stickler for realism, producer Andrew Stone leased the old 'Ile de France' (ready for the breakers' yard), set it on fire, and proceeded to sink it during location filming in the Sea of Japan. The result is spectacular, gripping entertainment.
Written and directed by Andrew L. Stone

Starring Val Doonican
with special guests: Shari Lewis, Kenny Rogers and The First Edition, The Romeros, Marian Davies

The Gillian Lynne Group
The Adam Singers

Directed by Cliff Adams

by W.M. Thackeray
Dramatised in five parts by Rex Tucker
Starring Susan Hampshire

The Sedleys have become bankrupt and Amelia's engagement to George broken off. Becky, now governess to the younger children of Sir Pitt Crawley, has met his second son, Rawdon.

with Kenneth Kendall and Weather

live by satellite from Mexico City
Match of the Day from a top fixture
David Coleman reports from the Maria Isabella Hotel, Mexico City, where Sir Stanley Rous, President of FIFA, conducts the groupings of the final 16 nations. From Mexico City and London, on-the-spot reaction about England's opponents next June from team manager Sir Alf Ramsey, skipper Bobby Moore, goalkeeper Gordon Banks, and England's 97-times-capped Bobby Charlton.
Barry Davies talks to the England personalities about the 15 other finalists: Mexico, Belgium, Brazil, Bulgaria, El Salvador, Czechoslovakia, Israel, Italy, Morocco, Peru, Rumania, Russia, Sweden, Uruguay, and West Germany. Presented by Telesistema Mexicano
Kenneth Wolstenholme and Outside broadcast cameras go to one of England's famous soccer grounds for 45 minutes of soccer action from Match of the Day.

One man, Bernard Braden and his team John Pitman , Esther Rantzen and Sean O'Reilly take a look at some of the things that happened - and some of the things that didn't.
Musical memory of the week: Malcolm Vaughan 'Every Day of My Life' (1955)
Children: Harold Williamson
Song: Alex Glasgow