Starting with 6.30-6.55 Business Breakfast
Followed at 7.00am by the morning news programme with headlines or summaries every quarter hour.
The magazine programme with a regional flavour.
9.15 Kilroy
Topical discussion with Robert Kilroy-Silk
9.55 News and Weather
10.05-10.35 Children's BBC
Introduced by Simon Parkin.
Playdays
The Playbus stops today at the Tent Stop
10.25 The Family Ness
Cartoon about a family of monsters that live in Loch Ness
10.35 She's the Sheriff
An American drama series about a female sheriff
11.00 News and Weather
11.05 People Today
Join Adrian Mills and Main MacIver as they chat to people from around the UK - including gardening tips for the weekend
12.00 News and Weather
12.05 Royal Appointment
Her Majesty the Queen's former Press Secretary, Ronald Allison, presents a series of royal profiles and interviews, and gives the latest news on forthcoming events
12.20 Scene Today
Debi Jones and Alan Titchmarsh are joined by Simon Potter with news of all the glitz and gossip in his Showbiz File
12.55 Regional News and Weather
Followed by Weather
Melissa tells Des she's moving out because he's in love with her. Joe peeps through Linda Giles's window and gets more than he bargained for.
(For cast see Monday. Repeated at 5.35pm)
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Starring James Garner, Mary Tyler Moore
The powerful true story of one couple's heartaches following the husband's major coronary attack. However, love and zest for life keep them going.
Films: page 36
Introduced by Andi Peters, and starting with
Comic Relief
Andi Peters and Simon Parkin sport their red noses for Comic Relief and are joined by Tony Robinson , the Turtles and every puppet ever seen!
for Comic Relief
With Rory McGrath, Jimmy Mulville, Clive Anderson, Chris Langham, Angus Deayton, Bill Oddie and Tony Slattery.
Cartoon.
More guests join Andi and Simon. The winner of Radio 1's Pick of the Nose is announced; and Hale and Pace stonk with the studio.
With reports on stories behind the news, from Britain and abroad.
It's the last day of term. Mr Robson unloads a drum kit from his car. Mr Griffiths finds an unusual use for ice lolly sticks! Will Mrs McClusky like the present chosen by Mr Hargreaves ? Things are running smoothly for Matthew and Natalie.
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Andi and Simon pave the way to Comic Relief 1991.
Cover Story: page 20
Picture Story: page 75
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With Peter Sissons and Moira Stuart.
Weather John Kettley
Terry Wogan and guests.
The Stonker Starts Here
Lenny Henry, Griff Rhys-Jones and Jonathan Ross set rolling six hours of red-hot comedy. Bob Hoskins, Russ Abbot, Richard Briers, Jean Boht, Phillip Schofield and Bill Wyman squeeze into the sketch show Star Crazy!, Tony Robinson presents Cartoon Hits and Griff reports on the need for clean water among the Masai in Kenya.
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8.00pm Hero Turtles, Stupid Videos and Lovely Julian
A message from the Hero Turtles, a compilation of funny home videos from
Chris Tarrant , and Julian Clary hosts a celebrity phone line. Plus an unusual look at Comic Relief's work in the UK, and the start of A-Z of Comedy, with A for Aristocratic Twits and B for Basil Fawlty.
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8.30pm Four Birds of a Feather and One Ronnie
A unique edition of Birds of Feather in which Sharon and Tracy meet two birds who look suspiciously like French and Saunders. Ronnie Corbett is live in the studio, and Melvyn Bragg traces the extraordinary career of Postman Pat.
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With Michael Buerk.
Regional News
Weekend Weather John Kettley
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Lenny, Griff and Jonathan stonk back with disastrous co-host, Viz's Roger Mellie. Tony Robinson reports on refugees in Malawi, and Rowan Atkinson's Mr Bean celebrates Red Nose Day in his own sad way. Plus Blind Snog, a kisser of a game show.
10.00pm Bad News and the Barrys
Barry Norman presents The Barry Awards to the funniest film comedians with clips from their funniest films. Nominees include John Cleese, Peter Sellers, Steve Martin and Woody Allen. Plus the first performance in five years by the baddest (and worst) heavy metal band in the world - Bad News - and the first Take it From Me, a personal review of Comic Relief's UK work.
10.30pm Ben Elton, Victoria Wood and Boozy the Snail
Ben Elton throws down some comedy in the studio. Victoria Wood sings her Smile Song. Griff reports on a disability project in Kenya - and the A-Z of Comedy features The Blues Brothers, Tony Hancock, Steptoe and Son and Boozy the Inebriated Snail.
11.00pm Stonktabulous Type Stuff from Harry Enfield and Hale and Pace
Smashie and Nicey (Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse) report on Red Nose Day from the studio of Radio Fab FM; Hale and Pace teach the world how to stonk; and the Red Nose Rock 'n' Roll Years features Smith and Jones, and Madonna (well, almost).
11.30pm Wild Women and Wildlife
French and Saunders take over the presenting with a cracking hour of comedy, including brilliant bits from Thora Hird, Rita Rudner, Ruby Wax, Beryl Reid, Hilda Baker and the Golden Girls.
Also the dire Mellie at Midnight and an extraordinary revelation of how Sir David Attenborough auditions the animals for those wildlife shows!
12.00 Battle of the Sex Gods
The evening reaches a thumping climax as Tom Jones duets with Theophilus P Wildebeeste. Vic Reeves stages a Red Nose Novelty Island, Steve Wright presents his listeners' favourite classic comedy, and more of Star Crazy! with Nicholas Lyndhurst, Rory Bremner and Glenda Jackson!
1.00am Late 'n' Hot 'n' Live
The running total sprints upwards, in hot competition with wild comedy from Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby and Joan Rivers. Julian Clary gets even more intimate on the phones as Lenny, Griff and Jonathan come up with the final running total for this night. But it's not over yet....
1.30am Stonk Till You Drop!
The comedy roars on with a jamboree of all-time classic sketches wedged together.
