Told by Richard Briers
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Sarah Greene, Phillip Schofield and Peter Simon introduce your Saturday morning entertainment. Starting with:

Corners
Presented by Sophie Aldred and Simon Davies with Jo Korna
New jokes for the New Year! Why say 'flapjack'?
And how deep is the ocean?
Questions to: [Address removed]

Starring Roland Rat as the circuit race marshal in this lightning battle of wits, as two teams battle it out to clock up the greatest distance on their milometers.
See who'll be first past the chequered flag to be the winners this week.
BBC North West

The Muppet Babies build the most outlandish theme park of all time, right inside the nursery.
Created for television by Jim Henson.

Sarah Greene, Phillip Schofield and the Going Live! gang open the doors of Studio 7 to this morning's guests, including Terence Trent D'Arby and his latest video, Phillip Hodson with advice on personal problems and pantomime star Tudor Davies and his friend, Mrs Robinson Crusoe.
There's cartoon action with Thunderbirds 2086 and another great edition of Double Dare with Peter Simon.

See panel including at 12.55 News Summary

with Philip Hayton.
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Rolf Harris presents classic cartoon comedy featuring Tom and Jerry in Just Ducky, Betty Boop in She Wronged Him Right and a sleepy bulldog in Cock-a-Doodle Dog.

with Jimmy Savile
In this 14th year, viewers still come up with new ideas.
If you have a special dream or you would like a happy surprise for a friend, write to: Jim'll Fix It, [address removed]
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starring Bob Monkhouse
More exciting prizes to be won on television's bingo quiz show as four new contestants compete for the chance of a dream holiday.
(Ceefax, Subtitles)

Paul Daniels traces his family tree in an unusual manner and, with Johnny Morris and Bobby Roberts Jr, attempts to make an elephant disappear.
His remarkable guests are the Shanghai Kunju Theatre from China with their spectacular acrobatic and martial arts skills, and from the USA, the comedy juggler Frank Olivier. Featuring Debbie McGee.
(Ceefax Subtitles)

by Edwin Pearce
Starring John Nettles
with Terence Alexander, Sean Arnold, Louise Jameson and Peter Woodward, James Warwick, Patricia Quinn, Cherry Gillespie
Jim's attempts at a reconciliation with Susan are not made any easier by his involvement in a feud between the Lefevre and the Roussillon families.
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with Philip Hayton
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Starring Sharon Gless as Christine Cagney and Tyne Daly as Mary Beth Lacey
Assigned to the glamorous 'major case' division, Cagney and Lacey find themselves working with two detectives who live life in the fast lane - but how are they paying for it? Meanwhile, for Mary Beth, Harvey Jr's rebelliousness brings back into her life the last person she wants to see...
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with John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin and Terry Gilliam
(Repeat)

In this famous action-packed war film, Major Reisman is given a tough mission. 'You will select 12 prisoners convicted for murder, robbery and other crimes of violence, train them in behind-the-lines operations, and then deliver them secretly into the European mainland to attack and destroy the specified target....'
Based on the novel by E.M. Nathanson
(Ceefax, Subtitles)

from Lakeside Country Club
Three matches of the first round bring together some exciting players from the 32 qualifiers. In a USA v Sweden clash, American Rick Ney plays a 19-year-old from Stockholm, Magnus Caris. Mike Gregory (England), No 5 seed, has a difficult match against Chris Johns from Wales and Dave Whitcombe (England), No 8 seed, plays Peter Evison.