The Sausages Are in the Trousers. Gruber finishes the paintings, but sausages prove to hold the only clue to their whereabouts.
The Mayor's Fancy-Dress Ball
A new neighbour gives Hyacinth the chance to gain some social credibility.
At Syon Park in west London, Pam Rhodes meets a grandma who was a record-breaking athlete. Hymns sang al fresco include What a Friend We Have in Jesus and Dear Lord and Father of Mankind.
PCs Walsh and Cooper master fighting crime from the rear.
Writer Roy Clarke ; Director/Producer Alan JW Bell
With Mishal Husain. Regional News
Then Weather with Dan Corbett.
4/8. Including a Belgian condom ad that features a child having a tantrum in a supermarket.
Producer David Taylor
Jimmy Carr presents more of the funniest and weirdest television adverts from across the globe. Including a 1950s American advert for 'Date Mate' cards. Show more
Affectionate romantic starring Steve Martin.
Beloved fire chief CD Bales's astonishingly large nose catches the whiff of love in the air when he encounters Roxanne Kowalski , but her affections lie with shy fireman Chris. Film of the Day: p45.
Director Fred Schepisi (1987, PG)
Comedy update of the Cyrano de Bergerac story about a long-nosed fire chief who falls in love with a beautiful astronomer, but is too ashamed of his appearance to make advances. Show more
Rise of the Phoenix. The
Nasa mission to Mars. Repeated next Saturday on BBC2 Extended repeat tomorrow at 7.30pm on BBC4 BBC SKY AT NIGHT MAGAZINE: out monthly, price £ 4.25 Followed by Weatherview
The NASA mission Phoenix has been on Mars a month. Dr Chris Lintott travels to Tucson, Arizona to find out how the spacecraft is doing. Show more
An investigation of the growing number of conspiracy theories surrounding the 9/11 attacks. With observations from eyewitnesses, this programme tries to separate fact from fiction. Show more
At the end of an uncharacteristic drug- and drink-fuelled night out, 21-year-old Ben is charged with murder, unable to remember what really happened. Show more
Medical drama. Linden struggles to control his emotions when he discovers his wife's grave has been vandalised. Connie and Elliot out-manoeuvre Michael. Show more
Nigel Slater hosts a chat show which explores the lives of celebrities through their experiences of food. Jane Horrocks takes a culinary trip back in time. Show more
