Dennis and Clive try to follow in the footsteps of Laurel and Hardy with disastrous results. With Wayne Jackman and Ian Tregonning. Director JEREMY SWAN
Producer CHRISTINE HEWITT
Playbus
The Tent Stop
Where Humphrey and Wobble Clown join
Ricky Diamond ,
Susan Monroe and Faith Tingle to tell the story,
The Dancing Class, by Brian Jameson. (R)

Slipper Slip Up
Laurel and Hardy are private detectives in a medieval castle. The king sends them to find Cinderella for his son - or off with their heads.

Sonia tells the story
Spacemen by Nick Mclvor. Director GRAHAM BOOTH Producer CELIA BONNER BBC North West

Aqua Guppy
Mighty Mouse ensures a happy ending for Acrab and Pearl.

Paul and Barry Chuckle turn park keepers. Can they get to the end of the day without wrecking the rec? Writer JOHN SAYLE
Designer MARK STONEHOUSE Producer MARTIN HUGHES BBC North West

Mandora - the Evil Chaser (R)

With Sarah Greene and Phillip Schofield.
Featuring Trevor and Simon and Peter Simon with Double Dare. This week's guests are Lynn Faulds Wood with a report on dangerous toys, plus Kylie Minogue and music from Erasure and Curiosity Killed the Cat.
Editor CHRIS BELLINGER
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With Bernard Davey.

With Desmond Lynam. Provisional Timetable
12.20 Football; 12.25 Ski-ing
12.40 Racing; 12.55 News
1.00 Basketball; 1.15 Racing
1.30 Basketball; 1.50 Racing
2.05 Rallycross; 2.25 Racing
2.40 Rallycross; 3.00 Rugby
3.50 Football
Football
From Italy.
1990 World Cup Draw
Featuring Sophia Loren and Luciano Pavarotti , with Barry Davies on the deliberations.
Rugby League
The Regal Trophy
Live second-half coverage. Commentators: Ray French and Alex Murphy.
Basketball
From the Royal Albert Hall. The NatWest Trophy
Kingston v Manchester Giants Commentators:
Bill Beswick and Roy Birch.
Ski-ing
From Val d'Isere.
The Men's Downhill Championship
Commentator: David Vine.
Rallycross
From Brands Hatch.
The Motaquip British Grand Prix
Commentator: Murray Walker.
Racing
From Cheltenham.
12.45 Charterhouse
Mercantile Leisure Novices Chase (2'hm)
1.20 Charles Heidsieck
Champagne Bula Hurdle Race (2m)
1.55 A.F. Budge Gold Cup (Handicap Chase. 2'/2m)
2.30 Mercury Communications Hurdle Race (2'hm)
Commentators:
Peter O'Sullevan , Julian Wilson and Richard Pitman.
Television presentation RAI. Italy Rugby league HUW JOSEPH
Basketball MARTIN WEBSTER Ski-ing A2F. FRANCE
Rallycross ALAN GRIFFITHS Racing KEITH MACKENZIE Producer MARTIN HOPKINS Editor JOHN PHILIPS

With Moira Stuart.
Weather

Cecil Thyme introduces the California Raisins.
Written by ARTHUR SELLER Directed by BARRY BRUCE A Wil Vinton production

Special guest stars
Les Dennis, Jason Donovan and Linda Lusardi.
Script associate CHARLIE ADAMS
Written by MARTIN BOOTH . JOHN machin. STUART SILVER. ALAN WHITING and MALCOLM WILUAMSON
Producer/director MICHAEL LEGGO

Starring Bob Monkhouse.
Game devised by TERRY MARDELL Programme associates
COLIN EDMONDS and JOHN JUNKIN Directed by BILL MORTON Produced by GEOFF MILES 9 CEEFAX SUBTITLES

Devised and presented by Esther Rantzen with Michael Groth.
The series starring unsung heroes and heroines with tales of kindness.
Director CHRIS FOX
Series producer JANE ELSDON-DEW
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Starring Edward Fox as 'The Jackal'

1963: the hard-line French Secret Army Organisation hire a top professional killer to assassinate Charles de Gaulle. Code-named 'The Jackal', the unassuming Englishman begins to lay his intricate plans.
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(Ceefax subtitles)

Philip Hayton with the latest stories and pictures. Weather

Featuring highlights of two of the day's top ties from the second round of the FA Cup. Plus the draw for the third round live from the FA headquarters, and a review of today's World Cup draw.
Presenter: Desmond Lynam , with comment from Jimmy Hill and Gary Lineker.
Commentators: John Motson , Barry Davies , Tony Gubba. Reporters: Gerald Sinstadt ,
David Davies and Bob Wilson. Series producer JOHN SHREWSBURY Editor BRIAN BARWICK

Starring
Valerie, a Beverly Hills princess, is unable to enjoy a normal sex life because she was assaulted as a teenager.
But one night she is visited by a fantasy lover - or is he real?
Produced by ANDRE MORGAN and ROGER LEWIS
Directed by ROGER VADIM
(First showing on British television)
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