As two social outcasts, Stan and Ollie get into even worse trouble through their well-meaning efforts to help a drunken man home.
A Hal Roach film

from Headingley, Leeds
(also in Grandstand from 1.30)

featuring Athletics, Racing, Cricket, Motor-Racing
Introduced by Frank Bough

1.35; 3.35; 4.30* Motor-Racing from Crystal Palace: The Alcoa Britain International Trophy Meeting for Formula 2 cars
World Champions Jackie Stewart, Jochen Rindt, and Graham Hill head the entries for this big international race.
Organised by the British Automobile Racing Club

1.50; 2.20; 2.55* Racing from Doncaster
2.0 Stand Maiden Stakes (over 11 miles)
2.30 Joe Childs Apprentice Handicap Stakes (over 11 miles)
3.5 Zetland Handicap Stakes (over 1 mile)

2.10; 2.35; 3.10; 3.50* Cricket from Headingley: Yorkshire v Lancashire
The second day's play

2.35; 3.10; 3.50; 4.45* Athletics: The 1970 Inter-Counties Championships
Britain's leading athletes, building up for the Edinburgh Commonwealth Games in July, compete in the season's first major meeting.

5.0 Results Service

Grandstand Timetable:
1.35 Motor-racing
1.50 Racing from Doncaster
2.10 Cricket from Headingley
2.20 Racing from Doncaster
2.35 Athletics/Cricket
2.55 Racing from Doncaster
3.10 Athletics/Cricket
3.35 Motor-racing
3.50 Athletics/Cricket
4.30 Motor-racing
4.45 Athletics
5.0 Results Service

by Saki.
With Ronnie Corbett.

Ronnie Corbett tells you the story that kept three noisy children from making a hullabaloo on a long train journey.

Some of last year's mind-bending curriculum repeated
Starring Tim Brooke-Taylor and Graeme Garden
with Jo Kendall, Nick McArdle, Roland MacLeod, and Bill Oddie

Introduced by Frank Bough
Action... results... news from today's big holiday sports programme

The new adventures of the Star-Ship Enterprise as it zooms across man's final frontier - space!

With bolts from the blue, Nomad, the amazing, man-made exterminator of millions, hammers its way aboard the USS Enterprise.
On the brink of catastrophe, Captain Kirk admits to a grave error, but, thanks to a flash of inspiration, he is not the last to eat humble pie in the sky.

by David Ellis
Starring John Slater, Derek Waring
with Ian Cullen and Bernard Holley

Money is missing in a shop. Nield is pushed for cash and he's an ex-convict.
(for cast list see Tuesday, page 32)

Cliff Richard introduces this Whitsun programme of Walt Disney films, in which the emphasis is on music and comedy.
The films include: The Living Desert, Pinocchio, Lady and the Tramp, The Love Bug, King of the Grizzlies, Alice in Wonderland, In Search of the Castaways, Hang your hat on the wind, Jungle Book
Films by courtesy of Walt Disney Productions
(Cliff Richard is appearing in 'Five Finger Exercise' at the New Theatre, Bromley)
(The truth about Donald Duck: pages 8 and 9)

Starring Rolf Harris
with The Young Generation:
Heather Beckers, Bobby Bannerman, Marie Betts, Ann Chapman, Jackie Dalton, Denise Fone, Jane Herbert, Lynda Herbert, Carolyn Heywood, Linda Jolliff, Lesley Judd, Kay Korda, Linda Lawrence, Sandy Penson, Terry Robinson, Wei Wei Wong, Iain Burton, Chris Cooper, Roger Finch, Richard Gough, Paul Guess, Harry Higham, Roger Howlett, Nigel Lythgoe, Colin Pilditch, Jeremy Robinson, Brian Rogers, Donald Torr, Kenneth Warwick, Trevor Willis

Guest artists Rod McKuen, Nanette
Alyn Ainsworth and his Orchestra
(Rolf's back in Town: page 6)

With Robert Dougall and Weather

by Anthony Read
[Starring] Ray Barrett, Geoffrey Keen, Philip Latham, Jennifer Wright
Guest star Rio Fanning

Stead's visit to a Mogul refinery in Africa causes problems for Peter Thornton. The simple job of organising a ceremonial event becomes highly dangerous when a sacked engineer threatens to blow up the refinery.
Exciting film sequences shot in Africa range from a modern refinery to the ruins of a lost city in the jungle, and a desperate drive across hundreds of miles of African bush.

The famous British film starring Joseph Cotten, Orson Welles, Trevor Howard, Valli

The famous zither music of Anton Karas sets the mood of decay and corruption in post-war Vienna.
Graham Greene's story tells of Holly Martins (Joseph Cotten), a young writer who arrives to work for a former friend, Harry Lime. But Harry it seems is dead... or is he? Martins' determination to find the truth leads him into a sinister intrigue.
One of the rare successes of international co-production - in this case between Alexander Korda and David O. Selznick - The Third Man, with its distinguished cast and the stylish direction of Carol Reed, is also one of the most memorable British films of the post-war years.
(Even Graham Greene liked The Third Man': page 16)