A comedy sketch show for children which demonstrates just how much fun philosophical thinking can be. Written and performed by the Burnistoun team. Show more

Sketch series set in a fictional Scottish town. Burnistoun's most persistent market researcher takes a lifetime to get some answers, and the boozer is buzzing with gangster tales. Show more

Grant Stott talks to Burnistoun's Robert Florence & Iain Connell about comedy The Scotts

Sitcom. Jacky and Tony are in the house clearance business. They realise that their friend, a rich old lady, can't take care of herself: but how they put her in a home? Show more

Sitcom. Jacky and Tony are in Glasgow's house clearance business. As luck would have it, the boys end up alone in their offices over a night. Tony is delighted. Show more

Sitcom about a pair of house clearers. Jacky and Tony are sent to do repairs in an old theatre. It is rumoured that a young actress killed herself years before. Show more

Sketch show set in a fictional Scottish location that's oddly familiar. Featuring an impassioned battle with a voice-activated lift and the career trajectory of a single-issue MP. Show more

Sketch series. Burnistoun's got talent in the shape of a local singing sensation with a unique style. Plus, what soap operas would be like if people actually went to the toilet. Show more

Comedy. A hitman discovers it's not easy to assemble a weapon of choice. Plus an awkward question on the top deck of a bus, and a visit to the town's first-ever cloning warehouse. Show more

Sketch series set in a fictional Scottish town. One hungry Burnistoun inhabitant is hell-bent on buying rolls, and hopeful popstar Kelly McGlade hones her on-stage repartee. Show more

Specially selected highlights from the sketch show set in a fictional Scottish town. Featuring Paul and Walter - the snippy siblings who run an ice-cream van, and other characters. Show more

Sketch show. Featuring a coffee shop that has an original way of serving a cappuccino and a high street boutique which delivers questionable sartorial advice to a confused punter. Show more

The local cake shop suffers a decline in sales when a rogue cake decorator is let loose and the local job centre has a new line in compulsory niceness. Show more

Includes misguided entrepreneur Alex Ciderson who invents a new way of packaging beer, and 'quality polis' McGregor and Toshan who gatecrash a party. Show more

A local priest is revealed to have a direct line to God, but simply uses it to have daft banter and a novel interactive mobile phone app gets tested on the streets of Burnistoun. Show more

The 'quality polis' team of McGregor and Toshan attend a football match and cause the very riot they were there to prevent. Show more

In the fictional town of Burnistoun the legend of King Arthur springs to life when a Burnistoun man pulls the magic sword Excalibur out of the pavement. Show more

Sketch show set in a fictional Scottish town featuring a mix of recurring characters and one-off comic scenarios. Show more

This one-off special of the hit sketch show celebrates the TV Scotland has tuned in to see over the years - from nostalgic black and white to modern day HD favourites. Show more

Comic short story written and read by Robert Florence, revealing the dark doings of the Scottish branch of the Illuminati. Show more