Misguided entrepreneur Alex Ciderson invents a new way of packaging beer, 'quality polis' McGregor and Toshan gatecrash a party, while pals Peter and Scott find they have a different approach to shaving a certain part of their anatomy. The Kilty Club's Herry McLoudery massacres another Scots song, and in another of his home videos, Jolly Boy John displays some unusual ways with pakora.

An incompetent taxidermist manages to make rather more than just a pig's ear out of a stuffed dog, thus enraging one pet-loving Burnistoun resident, while another is driven to distraction by his new talking alarm clock which won't shut up. Conversely regulars in a Burnistoun pub are rendered speechless by the appearance of a drinking pal's new girlfriend. Show less