Mel and Griff’s unique take on the world includes sperm banks, music by Maltloaf, Bronstein - Police Chiropodist and cockney police action with Nicholas Ball.

In this episode the Right to Know team look into orange juice cartons, Clive and Roger go through a messy divorce and diets are debated in the head to head.

Mel and Griff discover what the Pope really gets up to at home, how the French Resistance resisted, the secret of Roger Moore's success and hair transplants.

Sketches include Margaret Thatcher's finest hour in the style of Dallas, Head to Head debating the merits of real ale, a day with the Great Gobbo and two flies discussing life.

Mel and Griff's sketches include Mike Leigh's new play The Bores and a fresh look at the Spanish Civil War.

Sketches include George Smiley British Spy, the face of pop music in 1984, Antiques Roadshow and a Head to Head discussing a near death experience.