Maddie is very excited about meeting her young financial advisor, until she discovers that some serious cracks have appeared in her blue chips.

Monologue starring Joanna Lumley as middle-aged and seemingly abandoned Madison Blakelock. Madison falls for a vet after her cat becomes ill.

Maddie reveals how her marriage finally came to an end during intimate birthday lunch with her husband 19 years ago.

Dramatic monologue starring Joanna LUMLEY as a divorced middle-class housewife ruminating over her life. Maddie is convinced she has a rat in her drainage.

Tragi-comedy dramatic monologue starring Joanna Lumley. Maddie tells the tale of her extramarital affair.

Maddie intends to keep a low profile at her ex-husband's funeral, but she goes completely unrecognised.