Rimmer is invited to dinner with the Captain. To make the evening go with a swing, he douses himself in the 'sexual magnetism virus', making him irresistable to the female crew.
Rimmer and Lister are forced to take on the guards in a basketball game. They sabotage the opposition's half-time juice with Boing, the virility enhancement drug.
Facing charges for crimes against the Space Corps, the crew try to escape. Meanwhile, Cat falls in love with a ground controller and does an elaborate tap dance to impress her.
On Holly's advice Lister joins the 'Canaries', a battle-hardened convict army trained for suicide missions, not, as Lister thinks, the prison choir. Show more