Nadja and Nandor work on a power-sharing deal, Colin takes notes, and a forbidden artifact is used to help Nandor court a health club employee.
The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.
Justice is served, both vampirically and in the small claims court.
An ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.
Two travellers are shipwrecked, and a doll runs away from home.
The vampires hold a seance to deal with a ghost infestation, which leads to a larger ghost infestation.
Guillermo’s fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.
An old flame returns, causing friction in the vampire household, and an ancient vehicle is resurrected.
Colin has a birthday, and a vampire says goodbye.
While the vampires fear they have been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.
After a vengeful enemy from the past appears without warning, Lazlo flees the vampire home and goes into hiding to avoid certain death.
The vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who is down on his luck.
While Nandor’s old familiar from the 1970s returns to Staten Island, Guillermo leaves to serve a new master, and Nadja and Lazslo revive their musical act.
The vampires try to survive without Guillermo, while they prepare to attend the most exclusive event on the vampiric social calendar.
The vampires attend their first human Super Bowl party, while Guillermo’s search for virgins uncovers a deadly threat.
When Nandor and Laszlo are abducted by a coven of witches, the others must venture to Brooklyn to rescue them.
Nadja and Laszlo's new familiar poses problems for an increasingly anxious Guillermo, and the vampires enlist the services of a local necromancer.