Semi-final showdowns in Alexandria and Cairo that will determine the contestants for Friday's final. The third-place play-off is Thursday at 7pm. Presented by Manish Bhasin with analysis from Garth Crooks.

1/8; series one. Lou and Andy visit the opera.

5/6. The Shut Up clan take their grievances to a hospital ward, while lonely bachelor Don Peacock meets his social worker. New. Episodes premiere at www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree a week prior to transmission. Text Bang to [number removed] for a sneak preview on mobile phones

9/10; series three. Gaz tutors Munch about women.
11.00 10/10; series three. David gives Louise a plant as a test.

3/6; series two.
Cath has a chance to get closer to her therapist Jacques.