'Isn't she Elvis's sister?'
'Nah, if she was, she'd be called Jenny Presley'

'My all-time favourite
"jock" and his two young friends, Rod McKenzie (helluva nice guy) and Dianne Oxberry (her weather's always sunny).'

'Is it Simes or Batesy?'
'Either way, he's Showin' Us More Noses ... conkmungous!'

'Liz 'n' Bruno with a special Comic Relief
Roadshow, live from my favourite place in the country. Where was it?' 'Covent Garden, London ... fruit and vegetastic!'

'He's mad, isn't he?'
'Certainly is, mate, and today he's doing the final Wright on the Night vote.' 'Are the winning sketches gonna be shown tonight on BBC 1 special TV Stonk?' 'Yeah, listen in for those special voting numbers ... phonetabulous! '

'Read gets a round tuit.'

'Tong in cheek?'

'Rock on, Tommy!'

'That'll be an Experience!'

'Peebles got soul, mate. '