Written by Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer, Kenny Everett

Everybody duck, because Kenny's throwing a cheese and wine tonight! Among the guests who've promised to drop in are the Henry Kissinger Big Band, Olive and her Tattooed Doves, Dr Spick and Marsha (Fun with a Pencil), all the way from Morocco the Tumbling Knee Tremblers, Julian (Five Foot of Fun and a Banjo) Bream, Peter Woods, Kate Bush, Leslie Ash and Des 'Oak' Connor - 'He talks to the trees'. Why not join Kenny and his chums tonight for half an hour of bunting and frolic?
"...Is Kenny Everett kidding?" (Goat Breeders' Weekly)