' It's a thousand pities that duelling is now illegal; it made people so much more polite,' said 69-year-old Col Maurice Willoughby , hurling himself at the fencing master of the London Fencing School. Other frustrations are worked out by pounding his kendo instructor over the head with a bamboo sword, demolishing a building with an iron ball, and ice dancing rather badly with a pretty girl.
Producer MICHAEL BEGG