Sketch series set in a fictional Scottish town. Burnistoun's most persistent market researcher takes a lifetime to get some answers, and the boozer is buzzing with gangster tales. Show more
Sketch show set in a fictional Scottish location that's oddly familiar. Featuring an impassioned battle with a voice-activated lift and the career trajectory of a single-issue MP. Show more
Sketch series. Burnistoun's got talent in the shape of a local singing sensation with a unique style. Plus, what soap operas would be like if people actually went to the toilet. Show more
Comedy. A hitman discovers it's not easy to assemble a weapon of choice. Plus an awkward question on the top deck of a bus, and a visit to the town's first-ever cloning warehouse. Show more
Sketch series set in a fictional Scottish town. One hungry Burnistoun inhabitant is hell-bent on buying rolls, and hopeful popstar Kelly McGlade hones her on-stage repartee. Show more
Sketch show. Featuring a coffee shop that has an original way of serving a cappuccino and a high street boutique which delivers questionable sartorial advice to a confused punter. Show more
The local cake shop suffers a decline in sales when a rogue cake decorator is let loose and the local job centre has a new line in compulsory niceness. Show more
Includes misguided entrepreneur Alex Ciderson who invents a new way of packaging beer, and 'quality polis' McGregor and Toshan who gatecrash a party. Show more
A local priest is revealed to have a direct line to God, but simply uses it to have daft banter and a novel interactive mobile phone app gets tested on the streets of Burnistoun. Show more
The 'quality polis' team of McGregor and Toshan attend a football match and cause the very riot they were there to prevent. Show more
In the fictional town of Burnistoun the legend of King Arthur springs to life when a Burnistoun man pulls the magic sword Excalibur out of the pavement. Show more
Sitcom. Charlie starts a rumour about himself that gets out of hand, and Gary's desire to enjoy his birthday is tested by some awful presents and unexpected guests. Show more
Spoof comedy following the first Unified Scottish Police Force. Chief Commissioner Miekelson reveals what happens to lost property. Maggie LeBeau offers a tour of her call centre. Show more
Gary complicates a training exercise by agreeing to pick up a cooker for his dad. Collecting it with a tank is one thing, hiding it from the sergeant is another.
General Randy Badger arrives from America on official duty. He enlists Gary and the boys, and instigates his own mission - to drink beer and find his Scottish ancestors. Show more
Spoof comedy following the first Unified Scottish Police Force. Traffic officers Surjit Singh and Hugh McKirdy get a rude awakening. Chief Miekelson selects a modern playlist. Show more
Michelle McManus compiles the ultimate party playlist for the build-up to the bells. Featuring big hits, wee gems, dance bangers, traditional tracks, archive treasures, spoofs, send-ups and singalongs Show more
Sitcom about an army corporal. While transporting a tank back to the barracks, the boys defy orders by stopping off at a service station for a bit of breakfast. Show more
Spoof comedy following the Unified Scottish Police Force. McKirdy regrets going commando, Maggie receives a promotion, and officer Karen encounters an unstoppable force of passion. Show more
Sitcom about an army corporal. After completing their latest tour of duty in Afghanistan, Gary and his friends resort to bribery to be allowed on an early flight home. Show more