Vince decides to apply for a job as swimming pool manager, but he has to prove he's capable of looking after a baby in an emergency. Errol becomes rather taken with smoking.

Vince makes a phone call to the council that leads to the old lady who lives upstairs being evicted. Feeling guilty about what he's done, he and Errol resolve to track her down. Show more

A girl Vince fancies enlists him to help arrange a surprise birthday meal. Meanwhile, Errol has trouble saying 'no' to people.

Errol's got problems - every woman he meets tries to throw herself at him. Meanwhile, Vince gets a visit from his naked dad.

An aborted holiday provides Vince and Errol with the perfect opportunity to create the perfect anecdote. Or does it?

Vince gets a visit from the local vicar after his graveyard has been mysteriously desecrated. Could this be anything to do with Vince coming home with a stolen plough? Show more