To stop the formidable Mrs Welch catching him out, lecturer Jim must create a plausible diversion. Read by Martin Jarvis.

Jim is determined to win Christine from the bearded sportsman, but he will have to fight for her. Read by Martin Jarvis.

Jim Dixon makes his unconventional and infamous speech which includes his impression of Evelyn Waugh. Read by Martin Jarvis. Show more

Some good news leaves lecturer Jim Dixon tickled pink, but he faces a race against time. Concluded by Martin Jarvis.

The barriers are down as junior lecturer Jim Dixon takes recovering academic Margaret out on a date. Satire on university life, read by Martin Jarvis. Show more

Will an 'arty' weekend at the Welches give lecturer Jim an opportunity to impress his colleagues? Read by Martin Jarvis.

At a party, lecturer Dixon gets into a fight and spies something unsettling through the curtains. Read by Martin Jarvis.

Lecturer Jim Dixon wakes up to trouble. Can disaster be averted by a quick-thinking friend? Read by Martin Jarvis.

Lecturer Jim Dixon is preoccupied about losing his job whilst preparation for the summer ball begins. Read by Martin Jarvis.

Jim goes to the ball where indiscretions are discovered, fantasies indulged and plans hatched. Read by Martin Jarvis. Show more

On a whim, lecturer Jim Dixon takes a gamble, steals Professor Barclay's taxi and rides home with Christine. Read by Martin Jarvis.

Margaret confronts Jim Dixon for leaving her at the summer ball and his response leaves her hysterical. Read by Martin Jarvis.