Harold makes plans to sail around the world with a group of young adventurers - but it means Albert will have to go into a home. Show more

Harold buys a job lot of coffins and stores them in the living room. Albert moves into the stable to sleep until they have been moved, leaving Harold alone in the house at night. Show more

Harold meets a French au pair on his rounds and starts dating her, but the relationship is jeopardised when Albert makes a revelation about his past. Show more

Harold has arranged a poker game with a few friends. Albert is morally outraged by the idea of gambling. However, he sees Harold is being cheated by his 'friends' and decides to help.

Cash flow problems cause Harold to buy some lead at a knockdown price from a stranger who visits the yard. Panic sets in when the police pay a visit.

The Steptoes go for their weekly visit to the cinema. Unfortunately their tastes in big screen entertainment differ wildly.

Albert lands a large windfall on the premium bonds. Albert soon goes on a wild spending spree and Harold soon goes from bitter to jealous.

To bring in some extra cash, Albert decides to take in a lodger. Harold is none too happy and moves out of the family home and finds himself another job. Will he ever come back?

Harold is finally tying the knot but is jilted at the altar, leaving the bridegroom humiliated and in a terrible state; however the best man is far from upset.

Harold thinks the family home needs central heating. Albert is delighted until he hears that his son plans to install it all himself.

The bills are piling up but there’s no money to pay for them. As the creditors and bailiffs arrive in the yard, Albert and Harold decide to take drastic action.

Harold has nowhere to take his lady friends and resolves to get himself a bachelor pad, but his love life doesn’t go according to plan. Meanwhile Albert has a new lease of life.

Harold has some big political ambitions and holds a local Labour Party meeting at home. Albert, a fervent Tory, sets out to disrupt it.

Albert knocks over Harold’s best china cabinet and launches into an elaborate cover up - including calling the police to report a break-in.

Harold, who suffers from two left feet, desperately needs someone to teach him how to dance to impress a potential new girlfriend - but who can he ask?

Albert reveals he is going to get married again and he invites the lady round to meet Harold - causing a real shock when she arrives.

The battle lines are drawn between the Steptoes, as the local by-election looms. Albert is chosen to take tea with the Prime Minster, much to Harold’s displeasure.

The noise of the nearby motorway convinces Harold that he wants to move to suburbia. When the local residents association turn up for a chat, Albert has a brainwave.

Harold decides to buy a snooker table and sets it up in the house. When he challenges Albert to a game on the green baize, he is in for a surprise.

Harold brings home his latest bargain - a commode he thinks was used by royalty. The pair get involved in a tug of war over the antique toilet.