The first episode of the classic sitcom. Alf Garnett is already in fully-formed bigot mode as he shares his thoughts on politics, society, culture and morality. Show more

The Garnetts decide to have a night on the town and take in a Christmas show where they meet the cast in the bar. Meanwhile, Alf realises he hasn’t got Else a present.

Seasonal episode of the classic sitcom. The Garnetts gather around the Christmas dinner table with the topics of conversation including the monarchy and religion. Show more

Rita gives birth to the newest member of the Garnett family. Alf, eventually, goes to the hospital to visit his grandson.

A sudden windfall sees Alf head straight to the pub for a celebration - and he thinks there's a surefire way of making more money.

The Garnett family set out for their trip to Bournemouth after a raging argument about Women's Lib, thanks to Alf.

Alf pontificates about the need to shoot all thieves, but when he has nothing to eat, should he starve or steal?

Will the youngest Garnett follow in the footsteps of Bobby Moore? Alf has plans for the next No 6 at West Ham.

Alf learns that Else has taken out an insurance policy - just as he slips on the floor and breaks his leg.

Do you need a TV license to watch adverts? Alf doesn't think so.

Alf tries to organise a street party in celebration of the royal wedding. Unfortunately, nobody else seems interested.

The Garnetts' game of Monopoly is disrupted by a blackout.

Else decides to take the government's advice and begins her own campaign to save energy.

When Gran is at death's door, Alf is sure she wants him to take her valuable watch - to remember her by, of course.

Alf is feeling the effects of the demon drink. Else is unsure whether it was the single glass of port or the sausages that made him ill.

When her sister falls ill, Else heads off to Australia. Alf wonders if he married Florence Nightingale.

With Else off in Australia, Alf has a serious problem. Who will cook his dinner when he gets back from work?

Bert takes refuge in Alf's home after a domestic dispute.

Alf, the Reads and the Rawlins get involved in an argument about their elected representatives.

It's the day of Minnie's mother's funeral. After the ceremony, Alf finds he has a shocking cough.