Russ is far from pleased that Toast is going on a date with glamorous sexologist Shepherd Gerbil, but Toast is smitten despite her rather clinical lovemaking. As part of her research, she not only gives Toast marks out of ten on a 'scorecard' but also has sex with other men.

But things are looking up for Toast as he lands the role of a butler in a film by Weech Beacon. When the fearsome director tells Toast that he's got a line in the 'big money' shot, it does nothing for his nerves. Determined to get one over on Weech, Toast finds some of Shepherd's scorecards and asks Billy to help him in his act of revenge. Show less