Lancashire is the stage for two razor-sharp rebel rousers, comedians Tez Ilyas and Eshaan Akbar. Satirical giant Tez has wowed audiences for over a decade, whilst good friend Eshaan’s star is fully on the ascendant. The two met on the comedy circuit, but now they’re up against one another.

They have £400 to spend, with experts Charles Hanson and Roo Irvine on hand to help, and a 1960s Daimler Dart is the classic car of choice. Show less