Comedians Ashley Storrie, Christopher Macarthur-Boyd and Rosco McClelland go to dance school, where they learn some moves before performing a choreographed routine in front of a capacity audience. Which one of them can strut their stuff, who can do the Firebird and whose routine is influenced by their love of Harry Potter?

The trio also play The Still Game, where they dress as human statues. Can they blend in with real statues or will the effect be ruined by the use of dirty tactics? They are also 'up for school' as they discuss who was the school dropout and who was top of the class.