An Ideal Home. The third in the new series of monologues, written and delivered by Alan Bennett , that tell of his boyhood and youth in Leeds during the Second World War. Tonight he explains how living over a butcher's shop has its drawbacks, not least the carcasses hanging in the cellar. Director Tristram Powell ; Producer Mark Shivas (S) (W) Telling Tales continues on Wednesday at 9.45pm Mark Lawson 's audio review: page 64