Robert Morley painted by David Poole
While MR MORLEY chatted happily about false teeth and perverted businessmen, the Royal portraitist painted diligently on, pausing only once to listen to a refreshing view on art: ' You artists ', Morley told him, ' are a prissy lot who always have the last word; you're in a very privileged position." I agree ', said POOLE. ' Well just remember that when I tell you that you've got the colour of my eyes wrong.'
Producer MICHAEL BEGG