- Author:
- Angus Wilson
- Adapted by:
- Troy Kennedy Martin
- Music composed and conducted by:
- Simon Rogers
- Lighting:
- John King
- Script Editor:
- Betty Willingale
- Designer:
- Christopher Robilliard
- Producer:
- Jonathan Powell
- Director:
- Stuart Burge
- Simon Carter:
- Stuart Wilson
- Lord Godmanchester:
- Robert Morley
- Edwin Leacock:
- Maurice Denham
- Sir Robert Falcon:
- Robert Urquhart
- Emile Englander:
- Marius Goring
- Mr Sanderson:
- Andrew Cruickshank
- Dr Langley-Beard:
- John Phillips
- Matthew Price:
- Richard Wordsworth
- Lord Oresby:
- Roland Culver
- Strawson:
- Barry Stanton
- Martha Carter:
- Toria Fuller
- Diana Price:
- Shelagh Fraser
- Harriet Leacock:
- Jan Harvey
- Dr Erskine:
- James Grant
- Mrs Purrett:
- Priscilla Morgan
- Hinkley Barton:
- Rufus Collins
- Maryon:
- Jacquie Cassidy
- Dolly Grantallen:
- Fleur Chandler
- Steve Kyte:
- Michael Siberry
- Mrs Leacock:
- Anna Wing
- Alfred Hancock:
- Robert Arden
- Sultan Neri:
- Ahmed Khalil
- French interviewer:
- Daniel Andre Pageon
- Newsreader:
- Jill Meager
- Reporter:
- Gayle Coleman
- Frontman at lecture:
- Gabriel Woolf
- Commissionaire:
- Rio Fanning
- Johnstone:
- David Cole
- Violet Carter:
- Kipper Ellis
- Reggie Carter:
- Alan Renton
