- Writer:
- John Kane
- Director:
- Martin Shardlow
- Producer:
- Robin Nash
- Terry:
- Terry Scott
- June:
- June Whitfield
- Sir Dennis:
- Reginald Marsh
- Malcolm:
- John Quayle
- Beattie:
- Rosemary Frankau
- The Rev Austin Doyle:
- John Warner
- Miss Fennel:
- Joanna Henderson
- Bucther:
- Michael Sharvell-Martin
- Pantomime cow:
- Paul Kidd
- Pantomime cow:
- June Kidd
- Delivery man:
- Roy Heather
- Taxi driver:
- Stan Young
- Reveller:
- Tony McHale
- Mrs Waverley:
- Patricia Varley
- Customer in butcher's shop:
- Jean Challis
- Pianist:
- Gracie Cole