- Author:
- Gabriel Chevallier
- Adapted by:
- Ray Galton
- Adapted by:
- Alan Simpson
- Producer:
- Michael Mills
- Narrator:
- Peter Ustinov
- Baroness:
- Micheline Presle
- Archbishop:
- Raymond Gerome
- Bourdillat:
- Hugh Griffith
- Alexis Luvelat:
- Dennis Price
- Captain Tardivaux:
- Nigel Green
- Liochet:
- Charles Lloyd Pack
- Madame Liochet:
- Maggy Maxwell
- Her Gigolo:
- Tony Sutton
- Colonel Touffe:
- Hamilton Dyce
- Lieutenant:
- Tom Kempinski
- General D'Aridel:
- Michael Gover
- General De Laflanel:
- Peter Copley
- The Secretary:
- Michael Darbyshire
- Private Secretary:
- John Cazabon
- 1st Secretary:
- John Bryans
- 2nd Secretary:
- Robert Sansom
- 3rd Secretary:
- Vernon Dobtcheff
- 4th Secretary:
- James McManus
- 5th Secretary:
- Ralph Watson
- Couzinet:
- John Glyn-Jones
- Petitbidois:
- Frederick Peisley
- Butler:
- Graham Tonbridge