A look back at the defining cultural, political and televisual moments of the year, remembering the events that shaped the past 12 months - or would have done if they'd actually happened. Miranda and her guests, including Stephen K Amos, Duncan Bannatyne, Isy Suttie and Rich Fulcher, revel in a made-up version of 2009.
See choice, page 208.

Shown on Wednesday 30 December at 10pm (S)

Digital viewers can access extra footage by pressing the red button immediately after the show.