- Writer:
- Frank Muir
- Writer:
- Denis Norden
- Incidental Music:
- Dennis Wilson
- Orchestra conducted by:
- Harry Rabinowitz
- Designer:
- Marilyn Taylor
- Producer:
- James Gilbert
- Prof. Jim Morrell:
- Jimmy Edwards [character name unbilled]
- 2nd Col. Downs:
- June Whitfield [character name unbilled]
- 2nd Laura Morrell:
- Dick Emery [character name unbilled]
- Col. Downs:
- Paul Eddington [character name unbilled]
- Laura Morrell:
- Prunella Scales [character name unbilled]
- Newsreader:
- Ronnie Barker [character name unbilled]
- Kenneth Kendall:
- Alister Smart [character name unbilled]
- George:
- John Grieve [character name unbilled]
- 2nd George:
- Diane Elliott [character name unbilled]
- Judith Chalmers:
- Yvonne Gilan [character name unbilled]
- Liz:
- June Munro [character name unbilled]
- Corporal:
- Terry Bale [character name unbilled]
