Edward Woodward reads two stories by Graham Greene, "I Spy" and "The Blue Film"
Mrs Carter was bored with the East, and Carter was bored with his wife. So he took her to see some blue films.
The first was embarrassingly bad. 'Ugly and not exciting,' said Mrs Carter.
A second film started: Mrs Carter shifted in her chair. 'Good God,' she said.
(Edward Woodward is a National Theatre Player)