The Quanderhorn Xperimentations

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Drama: SciFi & Fantasy

Comedy: Sitcoms

Sci-fi comedy series by Rob Grant and Andrew Marshall.

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James Fleet

Ryan Sampson

Cassie Layton

Kevin Eldon

Freddie Fox

John Sessions

Rachel Atkins

Rob Grant

Andrew Marshall

Quanderhorn: The Quanderhorn Xperimentations: A Little Thing Like Chocolate Gates Can't Stop Us

A Little Thing Like Chocolate Gates Can't Stop Us

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Dr Janussen discovers a secret about the giant broccoli monster. Stars Cassie Layton.

Dr Janussen discovers the terrible secret that turned Virginia into a giant broccoli monster. Starring Cassie Layton. From 2018.

It's 1952.

Again.

Professor Quanderhorn and his crew are besieged by a mob of alien-possessed villagers. Their only hope - a highly-trained spy parrot with a bad attitude and an irritating gramophone record by the Queen of the Hammond organ.

Having been permanently fitted with a rather dangerous experimental bra, Brian finally steels himself to face the nightmare horrors of the professor's cellar, unaware that a secret camera is set to expose him.

Meanwhile, Dr Janussen has discovered a message from Virginia revealing the terrible secret that turned her into a broccoli monster.

As Troy and Guuuurk join the not-quite-romantic pair while fleeing the merciless cellar defences, Troy inadvertently presses the wrong lift button and they find themselves heading pell mell....for the Moon.

The Quanderhorn Xperimentations - an adventure beyond human understanding.

Professor Quanderhorn    ......    James Fleet
Brian Nylon    ......    Ryan Sampson
Dr Gemini Janussen    ......    Cassie Layton
Guuurk    ......    Kevin Eldon
Troy Quanderhorn    ......    Freddie Fox
Winston Churchill/Jenkins    ......    John Sessions
Synthetic Voice    ......    Rachel Atkins

Created and written by Rob Grant and Andrew Marshall

Directed by Andrew Marshall

Music by Peter Brewis

Engineered, Edited and Sound designed by Alistair McGregor

Production Manager: Sarah Tombling

Producers: Rob Grant & Gordon Kennedy

Recorded at The Soundhouse Studios

An Absolutely production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in July 2018.

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England 1952. A time of peace, regeneration and hope. A Golden Age. Unfortunately, it's been 1952 for the past 65 years. Sci-fi comedy series by Rob Grant and Andrew Marshall.

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