The Scottish football juggernaut is relentless but the fans on the Terrace are fully paid up and on board for the ride.
Telfer, Amy, Fowler and Rob are in the hot seats as they tell us why we should care about honking pitches, Old Firm flops and international stars beyond our shores.
In Nightmare Fuel, we discuss how Neil Warnock’s reign as Aberdeen boss could end in the most tense open top bus tour of all time, before our deep dive into Scottish Football Internet has us asking why Whitburn and Newtongrange Star have got a bunch of Dutch fans hot under the collar.
The team scour the globe for the latest sporting innovations that might improve our game, and reveal which top-flight manager might already have been infiltrated by an A.I. chatbot.
A big Fife derby and a unique Scottish Cup fixture-quirk have the team talking as they preview the weekend’s must-watch action, before rounding off the evening by playing a little game that we like to call... The Banker.