The Terrace is alive with opinions and, for the first time in 2024, the original lineup is here to discuss all things Cinch, and beyond. They chat about the big issues getting punters off their seats, including manager meltdowns and the entertaining side of refereeing howlers.

The panel’s attempts to pick their perfect fives team from the January transfer window results in a surprising discovery - the key to being a great fives player appears to be laziness.

They dive into the murky depths of the world wide web to see what dodgy ways our clubs have come up with to keep our attention, and ask why they all seem desperate for us to buy construction equipment.

Morton manager Dougie Imrie pops by to talk through cup runs and being a young manager in form, and we find out what he thinks about Neil Warnock...

In Jobberography they see where we could go to watch football this weekend, and inadvertently learn about what Scotland’s second most famous dog has to do with an SWPL relegation battle, before ending on a little game called The Banker. Show less