The gang delves into the week's Scottish football news before putting together the AVFTT five-a-side squad.

They search for social media’s heroes and zeros with Rob before Telfer Magnusson tests the posse’s Scottish football knowledge. They peruse the Football Land catalogue for ways to enjoy football in an empty stadium, before predicting the weekend's SPFL blockbusters. But will it all end on a bank or bust?

In Dreamers we join pie-fuelled west of Scotland side Darvel as they shoot for the stars and bask in the Beauty of the Lower Leagues with Highland League Huntly FC. The Banter Thiefs round out the evening with a blasting performance of Up the Well.