Tony’s Bishop’s plan to launch The Men’s Equality Party have foundered with his fellow drinkers’ refusal to pay their subscriptions. But a new plan to enter and win Masterchef: The Professionals seems a sure-fire to get the attention of Chrissie his estranged wife, until Martha points out his fatal strategic flaw; he’s not a professional chef.

Frances Tomelty ..... Martha
Tim McInnerny ..... Tony

Written by Shelagh Stephenson
Produced & Directed by Eoin O'Callaghan

Shelagh Stephenson is the author of A Short History of Longing, and Guests Are Like Fish, for Radio 4. She is an Olivier award winner for her play The Memory of Water and won Sony and Writer’s Guild awards with her plays, Darling Peidi and Five Kinds of Silence. Her new play The English will be produced by Hampstead Theatre in 2019. Show less