by JAMES HENDRIE and LAN BROWN
'Why, oh why, oh why does the BBC have to broadcast this sort of puerile rubbish. I am sure that countless other right-thinking orthodontists like myself are hoping that this programme will not be put out next week. I am sending a copy of this to my MP.' Starring
Robert Bathurst , Brenda Blethyn Mike Grady , Jonathan Kydd and special guest Janine Duvitski
Producer DAVID TYLER