Starring Carroll O'Connor as Archie Bunker, Jean Stapleton as Edith Bunker, Rob Reiner as Mike Stivic, Sally Struthers as Gloria Stivic

The family money-box (tea-pot then) has enough in it to make Edith's dream come true at last. She can have her song published. Okay, so it's a crooked publisher. It's Edith's dream. Let her have it. Only there's Archie. And he always rains on someone else's parade...