'TEA,' according to Mr. Chesterton, 'is like the East he grows in, a great yellow Mandarin ' ; and the further allegation that ' all the women, like a harem, at his pigtail troop along,' carries a considerable tincture of truth. Tea is, in fact, very precious to women, and his votaries will bo interested to hear Mr. Page Croft describe his various homes in Asia, and the history of his conquest of the West.