- Unknown:
- Spencer Tracy
- Unknown:
- Milton Berle
- Unknown:
- Sid Caesar
- Unknown:
- Jimmy Durante
- Unknown:
- Buddy Hackett
- Unknown:
- Ethel Merman
- Unknown:
- Mickey Rooney
- Unknown:
- Dick Shawn
- Unknown:
- Phil Silvers
- Unknown:
- Jonathan Winters
- Unknown:
- G. Culpeper.
- Unknown:
- Spencer Tracy
- Director:
- Stanley Kramer
- J Russell Finch:
- Milton Berle
- Melville Crump:
- Sid Caesar
- Smiler Grogan:
- Jimmy Durante
- Benjy Benjamin:
- Buddy Hackett
- Mrs Marcus:
- Ethel Merman
- Ding Bell:
- Mickey Rooney
- Sylvester Marcus:
- Dick Shawn
- Otto Meyer:
- Phil Silvers
- J Algernon Hawthorne:
- Terry- Thomas
- Lennie Pike:
- Jonathan Winters
- Monica Crump:
- Edie Adams
- Emmeline Finch:
- Dorothy Provine
- First cab driver:
- Eddie ' Rochester ' Anderson
- Tyler Fitzgerald:
- Jim Backus
- Airplane pilot:
- Ben Blue
- Police Sergeant:
- Alan Carney
- Mrs Halliburton:
- Barrie Chase
- Chief of Police:
- William Demarest
- Second cab driver:
- Peter Falk
- Col Wilberforce:
- Paul Ford
- Third cab driver:
- Leo Gorcey
- Dinckler:
- Edward Everett Horton
- Jimmy, The Crook:
- Buster Keaton
- Nervous man:
- Don Knotts
- Tower Control:
- Carl Reiner
- Firemen:
- Three Stooges
- Union Official:
- Joe E Brown
- Sheriff Mason:
- Andy Devine
- Fire Chief:
- Sterling Holloway
- Irwin:
- Marvin Kaplan
- Airport Manager:
- Charles Lane
- Lieutenant:
- Charles McGraw
- Switchboard operator:
- Zasu Pitts
- Police secretary:
- Madlyn Rhue
- Ray:
- Arnold Stang
- Radio Tower operator:
- Jesse White
- Mayor:
- Lloyd Corrigan
- Culpeper's wife (voice):
- Selma Diamond
- Deputy Sheriff:
- Stan Freberg
- Billie Sue (voice):
- Louise Glenn
- George, the steward:
- Ben Lessy
- Pilot's wife:
- Bobo Lewis
- Miner:
- Mike Mazurki
- Truck driver:
- Nick Stewart
- Chinese laundryman:
- Sammee Tong
- Detective:
- Norman Fell
