More Microphone Matrimonials by Dorothy Eaves.
The Victims: Blonde and Brunette, John Rorke, James Whigham, The Station Orchestra

The firm of Romance Unlimited, incorporated in the Year One, is the most successful company of its kind. Trade increases every year, and the Head Office is kept constantly busy turning out new romances. Mr. Cupid puts down his success to the fact that he personally attends to every case, and spares neither time nor energy in bringing each affair to its proper conclusion.
On this particular morning in September, Puck, the office boy, is the first to arrive. He is seated in his Chief's chair, with his feet on his Chief's desk, reading his Chief's morning paper.
Upon the entry of Miss Chance, Puck's whistling comes to an abrupt end.