The continuing audio diaries by Salford's new poet-in-residence, as he brings a little culture to the deprived people of the North. 3: The Best Page Is a Rampage. Sir Ralph joins the list of writers who have found themselves under the oppressive jackboot of the law, when it turns out the skateboard he forked outL400 forwas stolen. Featuring James Quinn with Alison Darling , Jack Deam , Mark Chatterton , Stephen Hoyle and Jemma Thompson. ProducerGraham Frost