Events at the Salamander Hotel by DON HAWORTH
•Weoughttoformastack.'
What's that in the name of Cod? '
» American thing Alvin know* tbout '
One guy pays for a room and the rest move in for free.'
' And why do you call it a slack? '
' Double bed. Three guys lie Side by side lengthways, then four widlhways across them, then three more lengthways surmounted by another four across ... '
But more serious entanglements are to follow.
Directed by RICHARD WORTLEY (First broadcast in 1975) (Repealed, next Sun 2.30 pm)