with Noel Edmonds introducing a three-hour live non-stop entertainment.
You can join in by ringing [number removed] to swap your news and views with Noel, Keith, John, Maggie and their guests. Here are some of the things that are going to happen this morning:

Swaporama with Keith Chegwin
(Not only swapping, but happenings for everyone.) Where? Here's a clue: he's ' Wey' out there somewhere-and if you want to join him, you can find out early this morning which ' Wey' to go.

9.45* Tom and Jerry in Touche Pussy Cat

Sock It to Them!
Sarah Jackson has a neat and natty collection - patterned socks. As far as we know she's the only sock fancier in the country, but with your help, she could find a pair

News Swap with John Craven and his story of the week. Standby all stringers! We want to hear your views.

10.45* It's Scooby Doo and The No-faced Zombie Chase Case

Make Up with Maggie (No, we know you haven't fallen out!)
Maggie Philbin's picking up some tips about making-up for television. Have you got any make-up problems? Then phone our top BBC Make-up Artist and whilst she's experimenting on Maggie's face with one hand, she'll be picking up the phone with the other to answer your questions.

Swap of the Pops
Plenty of music this morning including the Electric Light Orchestra with their new chart entry 'Sweet Talking Woman'. And meet some 'sweet talking' women too - The Nolan Sisters. If you want to know their family secrets, give them a ring.

Star Swap
Sexton Blake, the master of disguises, will be unmasked today. Jeremy Clyde, star of the series, will be coming in to Swap Shop this morning for a chat and a swap.

Join in Noel's Top Ten Swap
Send your cards, your letters and your drawings to: Multi-Coloured Swap Shop, [address removed].

(Noel Edmonds is the castaway in Desert Island Discs tonight. Radio 4, 6.15)

12.28 pm Weather Michael Fish